tin with can opener vs. tin with easy open pull

This world is full of to many bloody do-gooders. By do-gooders I mean wannabe do-gooders where all the good they really wanna do is do good for themselves so they can feel good about doing good for others. Wannabe do-gooders do good things like buy organic do-gooder products coming from organic doing-good for money UK farms. These doing good for money do-good farms are doing good in my opinion on the bones of the not so do-good people the do-gooders feel they are doing good for outside the do-gooders wall of protection against the people they pretend to good for.
The do-gooders I talk about are the ones who say we should do good things like do-good for the world under the supposed do-gooder party's (the do-good party is always the one out of power as the do-gooders i'm talking about can never lead a country - a country is led by do-ers, people who don't always do the things that make them a do-gooder but sacrifice do-gooder popularity in the name of good).